I was captured. Eva had my right arm and Lila had my left. They were walking me back to my house in St Charles, and they were pretending to be evil witches.

“Let’s put him in the dungeon so we can eat him!” schemed Eva.

“You’re going to fatten me up before you eat me?” I asked.

“No, you’re already fat!” said Eva the witch. “That’s why we chose you!”

Lila the witch cackled sinisterly.